All Hail Flying Spaghetti Monster!

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  1. Most certainly agree on this one, although I would personally prefer Last-Tuesdayism as an alternate theory. I mean, as far as I’m concerned, it’s clear that the universe was created only last Tuesday, with a built in history to make it look like it was about 12-15 Billion years old.

    Seriously, though, there are about 350 known creation stories in spread throughout human culture. If ID wants in, they should teach all of them equally. IDérs are discriminating against other faith groups.

  2. Charles Chen says:

    Just curious, is this phenomenon local to the United States? Do you guys have similar crazy people in the Netherlands?

    As for Last-Tuesdayism, I’ll sign up if I can be a patron saint 🙂

  3. We had one politician say this same thing about 4 or 5 months ago (it was while I was still at my previous job), but when the reactions received pretty much matched the one I have given up here, it slowly died out. Our religious fanatics (we too have a bible-belt – it runs from the south-west, in an eastward curve, to the north-east) prefer to keep a lower profile, and opt for home-schooling or local indoctrination-schools run by themselves since ages, instead of imposing upon non-believers, as that way they get less resistance.

  4. Oh, and of course you can be a patron Saint. You can’t have enough of those!